Everything happens to me

I make a date for golf
and you can bet your life it rains.
I try to give a party
but the guy upstairs complains.
I guess I'll go thru life
Just catching colds and missing trains
Everything happens to me.

I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps.
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps.
I guess I'm just a fool
Who never looks before he jumps
Everything happens to me.

At first my heart thought you  could break this jinx for me.
That love would turn the trick  to end despair.
But now, I just can't fool this head that thinks for me.
So I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.

I telegraphed and phoned,
sent an Air Mail Special, too
You answer was goodbye
there was even postage due.
I fell in love just once,
And then it had to be with you,
Everything happens to me.

I've never drawn a sweepstake,
or a bank night at a show.
I thought perhaps this time I'd won,
But Lady Luck said no.
And though it breaks my heart,
I'm not surprised to see you go,
Everything happens to me,