Poison Ivy

She comes on like a rose 

but everybody knows

She'll get you in Dutch

you can look but you better not touch

Poison ivy, poison ivy

Late at night while you're sleepin' 

poison ivy comes a'creepin' around

She's pretty as a daisy 

but look out, man. she's crazy

She'll really do you in

If you let her get under your skin

Poison ivy, poison ivy

Late at night while you're sleepin' 

poison ivy comes a'creepin' around

Measles make you bumpy

And mumps'll make you lumpy

And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch

A common cold'll fool ya

And whooping cough'll cool ya

But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch

You're gonna need an ocean 

of calamine lotion

You'll be scratchin' like a hound

The minute you start to mess around

Poison ivy, poison ivy

Late at night while you're sleepin' 

poison ivy comes a'creepin' around